The $GME Ape gang selected the following stocks to buy. That's a signal to sell, given the group's performance track record$RKT - Everyone is building houses 🏠 in 2021 with premium lumbers 🪵 and everyone loves using TurboTax. That’s why you should invest in Quickbooks Mortgages 🧾. Plus their name is an emoji we like 🚀. Buy calls. $MVIS - it’s a microchip 💾 company or uh...a laser 🔫 company. It’s really good. It’s been around for 20 years without making a profit so it’s sure to profit on year 21. Buy calls and shares and maybe puts too. $ROOT - Insurance company that makes you install an app on your phone and raises your rates if you speed 🚗. Everyone likes driving slow 🚧, switching insurance providers 👨🏻💼, and learning new apps 📱. Switch to ROOT insurance, drive safe, save money, reinvest those dividends into ROOT. $PTON - They make exercise bikes 🚲 that require a monthly subscription 💳. Will continue to soar after gyms reopen. Only killed ☠️ one baby 👶🏻, which is a limitless resource and we can always make more. Massive product recalls are an opportunity to wow customers with premium service. Buy at any price under $200. $CLOV - owned by benevolent billionaire 💰 Chana 🥘 Masala,. Buy leaps! 6/18 $20C. 7/17 $25C. 8/19 $30C. 9/20 $40C. 10/31 $100C. $ARKK - owned by ” Wood 🪵 It’s an ETF that buys all the WSB tickers, cause Cathy is trying to impress us 🦍. If you want to diversify put your life’s savings into this one. Buy 6/18 $200C. $PLTR - Too risky for calls because share price only goes down so buy shares, any price under $60 is good. $TSLA - Owned by the other 🌈 Paypal guy, this company sells electric ⚡️ cars 🚙 at a loss 📉 and they just bought a ton of electric coins at -10% ATH. Run by the Smartest man on the planet. Buy $2000C. on Monday cause Elon on SNL is gonna print! 🖨 And of course, the big one, $GME - a video game 🎮 pawnshop that will soon let you pawn board games 🎲 and computers 💻. It is exactly what Americans need in the 2020s. Buy $800C every month. Make sure to NEVER take profit. Only sell on a loss. The point of the market isn’t to make money, it’s to impress a message board by losing a year’s salary in a screenshot 🤳🏻.--source: user. Edited.