2009: Disney buys Marvel 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox 2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios 2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off 2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military 2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force 2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists 2034: Disney buys Microsoft 2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry 2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country 2038: Disney nukes Hollywood 2044: Disney buys the United States of America 2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney" 2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse 2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars 2056: PRD colonizes Mars 2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system 2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System 2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel 2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed 2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government 2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system 2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete 2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney 2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new moviesvia @solidus311 $DIS, Walt Disney Company (The) / H1 ... Related; Bullish on Time Warner $TWX as AT&T $T deal eventually goes through.